I've been trying to write this for a while now, but every time I sit down to type, my mind goes blank. It's not because I don't have anything to say, but because what I want to say is so fucking intense, so powerful, that it's hard to even begin to describe it. But I'm going to try.You see, I'm not just your average guy. I'm not just another one of those dudes who's always moaning about how great his sex life is, even though everyone knows it's nothing special. I'm different. I have a monster cock, a cock that's so big, so fucking huge, that it's not just a dick, it's a fucking monster. And I don't just jerk off, I don't just wank off and shoot my load all over the place. I fuck with a fucking vengeance, I fuck like I've never fucked before.